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TAGS: conservatives scared of antichrist obama
Rating: 3.23/5

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jsorocki - November 8, 2012, 9:58 am
I find your lack of creativity suspicious. Also, the spelling of your name.
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
I find your lack of coffee in the morning suspicious.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
...only to have to turn around and go back to the trailer park in Tennesee, or whatever.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
Well once they get here, we're going to have to explain to them that we already have a succesful socialized healthcare system, and we allow g** marriage, and all that stuff they hate. I just don't want them wasting all that gas money coming here...
Bull - November 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
I find your grasp of sarcasm lacking.
jsorocki - November 7, 2012, 8:35 am
I find your lack of intelligence appalling.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:54 am
They are cleaning up the remains on the sidewalk outside his two story bedroom window... funny, though, not much brain matter to clean up
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 12:50 am
Simultaneous aneurysms? If so, why the hell wasn't Battaile affected? Oh, and Crankyhead: my condolences, them Teabaggers will take a while to realize their mistake, but who knows: they might be able to find Canada anyway.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:43 am
Notice, Cranky, how much quieter and cleaner it is in here after an Obama victory? WTFO, arnnatz, groucho, Vbunchalies, Jdolt.... we hardly knew ya? hahaha
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:34 am
Please don't.

CONGRESS - Must be great to be able to vote on your own salary and tax rate.

FISHING - conservatives teach you how to fish liberals take your fish and give it to someone unwilling to fish

How Conservatives in America see President Obama -

TAGS: obama racism conservatives bias demotivational
Rating: 3.43/5

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inflatedego - November 23, 2017, 8:43 am
Poor Grouchofauxnewsmarxists and probably a few other nicks here...
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 2:11 am
..Kidding. No bad blood, dude.. Humoring my stalker..
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 1:42 am
...Yeah, you heard the man. Come out and face the music, fauxnews. You can't run from the KGB forever, Englishman.
inflatedego - November 23, 2017, 1:32 am
Fauxnews... why you running?
inflatedego - November 22, 2017, 10:24 pm
Any reason your troll a** can't post at the cube Grouchofauxnewsmarxists?
GrouchoMarxists - November 22, 2017, 10:08 pm
..Oh. You were just trolling me. My bad.. -changes the channel- Didn't realize I was watching g*y p*rn.
inflatedego - November 22, 2017, 8:50 pm
Some of your best work Grouchofauxnewsmarxists
inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 2:28 pm
https://youtu.be/dSGm8Xspjzg Show do loves dem non negro dialects
0TC - November 21, 2017, 2:10 pm
hi faux. Been awhile. Pretty cold winter here. How's that global warming been working out for you, chicken little?
inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 8:00 am
Dan Rather observed that obama couldn't sell watermelons
GrouchoMarxists - November 21, 2017, 2:13 am
Kidding.. Later dude..
GrouchoMarxists - November 21, 2017, 2:12 am
..Long time no see, faux. Did you just wake from a coma?
fauxnews - November 21, 2017, 2:00 am
"I have spent the last few months recovering from a leg injury so that I can return to duty overseas." LOLOLOL!!! Didn't realize he was one of 'The Expendables.'{X>D My, my, my...how the mighty have fallen. Sorry,couldn't resist. Good bye everyone! Cheers
inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 12:02 am
Have a tissue... Where have I heard that remark before?
GrouchoMarxists - November 20, 2017, 6:34 pm
(cont.)This meme. Sorry again
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
/apparently too 'h o t' for the word filter..lol
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
On the h** list. Heck yeah! X-D
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 8:10 am
Research shows that, if you are afraid of spiders, you're more likely to find one in your own bedroom
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:02 am
A link to a racist article full of lies posted by a racist liar.. Color me surprised
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Talking about your mother now, racebaiter.. Does she spit or s******?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:43 am

So, So easy. How can you possibly call me a racist?
fckoffmoooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:38 am
You're too easy mooo.. Grab your knee pads, race-baiter.. You need them.. spending all that time on your knees with your racist buddies..
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:13 am
/a***yzed = a n a l y z e d (really? "Nal" is considered a 'bad' word? Now that f***ing funny)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:12 am
Anyhow..lol..for anyone interested,Im posting a link to a great article about "race in code" as a***yzed by a review of a famous documentary in hindsight,"2016:Obama's America" http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/08/30/what-an-obama-bashing-doc-says-about-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:01 am

Really? You're making this too easy.
guest31 - June 5, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'd have a difficult time posting lies too. Much less calling others racists.. unless they were the authors of crap like this
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:36 pm
No worries. :-) I struggled with it too, tell you the truth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:30 pm

The reality here is, I had a hard time deciding whether or not to approve this poster. Faux, you're right on the line of what I consider acceptable with this one. Don't push it any further.
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:25 pm
And just so you know, Fox...I'm actually sad to hear that you are getting ready to leave us,sincerely. :-( Sorry to hear about your injury... :-/ ... hope you're doing better.If I was there I'd buy you a bottle of the good stuff.Be safe when you return,k?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:24 pm

Goodbye Groucho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm

Don't taunt him.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm
Glad to see you approve of this moron's racist poster that he subscribes to us.. Your every bit of the impotent moderator I knew you could be. Now if that's too strong for you mooo.. Perhaps you need to change your tampon... Have a nice day, racist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:22 pm
Hmmmm, Groucho...you called me a "Moron" and then an "Idiot". Two personal attacks for the price of one? X-D Here...have another tissue...didn't realize how badly you needed it until now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:21 pm

I'm going to let you have that one...but JUST that one.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm
Or why not just admit you're a complete idiot with no defense with the president... What's running for now that he has to continually campaign vs lead..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm

Insults like "moron" and "idiot" against other members will not be tolerated. keep it up and you'll be banned. (you've had your first 2 strikes)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:19 pm
No...they are all warriors...even those cowardly men who attacked their former comrade for political gain. And despite that, I would still buy any of those men a couple of rounds..because all men who serve are warriors, even if they screw up later in life
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Or light skinned with no negro dialect...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
No, faux. You are going to face facts. You created a poster depicting Obama in a way that Democrats actually see Obama. Then tried to blame your own bigotry on Republicans.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Why didn't you make him clean and articulate?
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
You do what you want moron... You made the racist poster... As for Kerry you're an idiot too
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
So, faux, according to you, the ONLY warrior in the swift boat community was John Kerry... because that is what the Democrst narrative says...And anyone who thinks differently is part of the lunatic fringe. The Democrst narrative. Interesting world
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
I'm going to look the other way and pretend you didn't just refer to "slavery as a failed experiment" and that what you really meant was something here ENTIRELY different. Care to clarify? :-/
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:12 pm
"Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed"...WTF? Uh, this is when I normally say, can I have a hit of whatever your smoking??? Must be good stuff :-)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:11 pm
Why should I do that Groucho, when you do enough of that for all of us combined? X-D Tissue?
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: liberal Democrats attempting to blame their blatant racism and bigotry on the party that fought to free slaves and pass civil rights. Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Whateva...No....I didn't call "you a terrorist." You and I both know that. That's a straight up stupid question. You did, however, call me "a liberal".....again. I did make fun of your "us against them" logic. By your logic, you are making fun of yourself
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
Does yo masta and Miss Hillary tahk funny when thea audience is different too? You really show your stupidity and racism here...
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
P.S. Nobody in the Pentagon is calling swift boaters REAL warriors. In fact, they have been denounced by the majority of respected mainstream conservatives and veterans everywhere. Only the lunatic fringe, a small minority, thinks them as "warriors"...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
And faux. Did you actually call mr a terrorist? I have spent the last few months recovering from a leg injury so that I can return to duty overseas. I have done that. So, yes, I guess to people like you I am a terrorist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
Attacking GOP politicians isn't the same thing as an endorsement of the left. Nor is it praising liberals. Nothing in this poster says, "OBAMA ROCKS! HE'S AWESOME!!" Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: partisan politics & divisiveness
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:02 pm
The Democrat narrative says he is a war hero. The real warriors who were there say otherwise. I am not refuting the poster. I am endorsing it as how folks like you actually see Obama. Or did a conservative Republican make this pister, hmmmm?
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 10:49 pm
Since a liberal, not a conservative, made this poster, this is obviously how liberals see Obama.
Bandit5906 - June 5, 2014, 10:32 pm
The Democrap Party: Founders of the KKK!
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:30 pm
The Democrat Party everybody.... Nothing like lynching a black man then blaming others

These Lives Matter -

BENITO MUSSOLINI - "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power."


HEY LIBERALS - how else may I piss you off today

FAIRNESS? - That sounds like socialism!

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD - I now want to marry him and have his babies.

TAGS: dosxx foxbashing stupid conservatives
Rating: 1.86/5

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JGalt - November 6, 2012, 6:50 am
Truth bothers you that much, eh?

PROHIBTION - Conservatives and liberals are wrong. Libertarians are right!

JOB CREATORS - Where are those jobs? You had your tax cuts for over a decade now!!

WE'RE COMING... - In November, 2012

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP - John McCain “Doesn’t Understand” Torture - Rick Santorum

CONSERVATIVES - Proud to be everything liberals can't stand

CITIZENS UNITED - Because money is free speech and our Politicians weren't corrupt enough.

Don't blame me for my politics. -

TAGS: tea party conservatives bible homophobia
Rating: 3.4/5

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Zeitguy - July 14, 2014, 10:28 am
The power of the biblical force field.

American Conservatives are Pro-life * -

TAGS: american conservatives pro life trayon martin
Rating: 3.24/5

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fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 6:02 pm
Oh, Zeity, you had me at "score." :-)
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:17 pm
Score one for Emma for the KKK democrat retort.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 5:02 pm
Here's a towel then. Feel better? Now dry off those tears, mate. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
No thanks, maybe you should just take a cold shower.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
Need a hug?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:57 pm
Funny how you show a democrat (KKK) aiming a pistol at the child. Being a limey, you probably didn't know that the KKK is a product of democrats, did you?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:30 pm
Seriously, though... all satire has a component built into that. In the meanwhile, watch Fruitvale station. Great empathy exercise. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20483133_20687823,00.html
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:27 pm
Like the Stallone movie? X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UC2AyhYQk
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 1:25 pm
Kinda going over the top a bit wouldn't you say.

FASCISTS - Sound eerily like Teabaggers.

LIBERAL MYTH #31 - Liberals are always honest about their agendas during an election.

DIVERSITY - In a spirit of diversity, a person's culture should be respected, unless of course, your culture includes traditional American Conservative values.

AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE VALUES - Republicans, Religion and Guns Don't Mix Wished You Had Voted NOW! Don't Ya?

THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE BRAIN DEAD - When American Conservatives vote... this always happens!

LOGIC - Yours is idiotic.

Conservative Logic -

TAGS: conservatives logic
Rating: 2.23/5

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Renza - May 7, 2013, 1:21 pm
Comparing anyone to the abusers of a system is a convenient excuse that completely ignores how the wealthy pay lower tax rates than the working class. Carlin is exactly correct that it is the message presented.
Oyster - May 7, 2013, 9:54 am
No, it's as simple as money earned vs money given.
Renza - May 7, 2013, 7:40 am
that sounds like an excuse to buy some time
Oyster - May 7, 2013, 6:21 am
That whole quote is way too easy to break apart, but I have neither the time nor desire right now.

OFF SHORE TAX HAVENS - 100 Billion in lost Tax revenue a year.

Hero -

TAGS: trump conservatives republicans liberals democrats
Rating: 5/5

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Dwydwyyr - December 11, 2016, 7:00 pm
"Lost" their minds is more like it. Fake News and conspiracy thinking is now the new normal in America. Exhibit A thru Z [See comments]:#82653 thru #82656
Pushkin - December 11, 2016, 11:45 am
Yes. Absolutes. The Right is absolutely right. And the Left is absolutely wrong.
Cyberhagen - December 10, 2016, 12:44 pm
Absolutes? Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. The ability to compromise is a sign of a reasonable mind. Obama was an example of the "My way or the highway" mindset, we need less of that.
Pushkin - December 10, 2016, 11:56 am
There is no compromise. There is no empathy. Empathy is for the weak. And beauty is for the strong. There is only right and wrong. When you're right, you're right. And when you're left, you're wrong.
Zeitguy - December 10, 2016, 12:43 am
Has this site completely lost all perception of compromise and empathy. It's not always right and left and the acceptance that there's no middle ground is especially important in this upcoming administration.
Pushkin - December 6, 2016, 11:29 pm
Thank you.
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:26 pm

good poster push but a bit wordy. you will lose most of them. i would have run with the final two words as my title and the body would have been everything after"i am not a conservsative..."
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:23 pm

the statement definitely defines "patriot"

OH, PROMISES PROMISES - Don't believe Liberal rhetoric at election time

THE FIRST REPUBLICAN - The man had psychic powers.


PETITIONS ON WH PAGE - Silly people, its the WH enemies list!

MITTENS - Your most likely to get nominated candidate is most likely going to lose.

CITIZENS UNITED - Apparently this conservative group didn't get the memo.

CONSERVATIVES & THE ECONOMY - "What do you mean you can't find a job!" "You're lazy, Come with me to get a meal & a long, long, long shower...you'll feel much better"

AND THE ANSWER IS..... - An idiot.

AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES - Insert Leader To Take Conservatives On Crusade. Note: Cannot Use Child or Fox News, They Already Had A Turn.

TAGS: conservatives goats sheep
Rating: 2.43/5

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sphart1 - September 5, 2012, 10:26 am
Makes no sense. Thanks for wasting 10 seconds of my life!


TAGS: dizzy conservatives
Rating: 2.18/5

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freasy - September 21, 2012, 4:15 pm
Hey, at least its not from a MAJOR News Outlet, Like NBC, CBS ABC, CNN.........

CONSERVATISM - Because critical thinking and caring for others is hard.

JOBS? - Apparently millionaires are more important.


Bierce on Politicians -

carbon taxes may have unintended side effects. -



DEAR GOP, - I'm just not that into you. - Chris Christie

CONSERVATIVES TAKE OVER A WEB SITE - In 2012, it'll be the White House!


DAMNED CONSERVATIVES - Starving our poor cow.

AND THE WINNER IS HARPER ! - "The Great Harper Camera Stare-Down." "What's going on with Iggy? Is Harper's death gaze getting to him?

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP - "Warren Buffett Hasn't Got a Clue About the Private Sector" - Rick Perry (Public Employee)

LIBERAL MYTH #5 - During an election year, Democrats are proud of their accomplishments.

REP. JOE WALSH (R) - The guy who doesn't want to leave any more debt to our children owes over 100k in child support.


TAGS: conservatives
Rating: 3.75/5

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OlderThanDirt - November 14, 2012, 11:48 am
Probably. But until we are all gone, we will hold those feet to the fire that would attempt to alter our constitution, tax us into oblivion, and have the GD audacity to call it "Hope".
PapaFox - November 14, 2012, 7:54 am
And increasingly irrelevant in the modern world.

The Modern Conservative -

Mill on Conservatives -

TAGS: conservatives
Rating: 3.67/5

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Renza - April 28, 2013, 1:13 pm
Well said.

CHICKEN - What are you waiting for? If your cause is so righteous, then why not storm the Capitol today?

CLASS WARFARE - This billionaire surrenders.

Conservatives -

TAGS: conservatives
Rating: 3.4/5

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PapaFox - April 27, 2013, 6:59 am
Ah yes, the "I've got mine, the hell with you" approach. Hence the reference to Conservatives.
JGalt - April 26, 2013, 10:27 pm
Agreed. The chosen one only hobnobs with celebs (cuz they has fundz he wants)
JGalt - April 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
are mostly gauged by their processing times and not precision.
JGalt - April 26, 2013, 10:21 pm
Forced charity is theft- it should come from the heart instead of the taxman. Then the false charitable cases will soon resort to resuming working for their sustenance as charitable organizations are a bit more discerning than federal clerks who
Curlyrocks - April 26, 2013, 8:26 pm
5L but it is as applicable to Obama and most Dems as it is for conservatives.

LIBERAL INDOCTRINATION - It's happening right under your nose.

THE CHOICE IS SIMPLE - Locke believed men are thinking, capable individuals. Hobbes believed men are poor, nasty, brutish and selfish.

THIS CHICK - Is so getting fired.


"GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN" - No more oversee trips on Airforce One! No more Presidential pay! No more private Chef!

POLITICS - Have no place in a hurricane. Rep Eric Cantor (R) would disagree.


REPUBLICAN ECONOMIC PLAN - Someone has to build the coffins Someone has to sew the flags Someone has to dig the hole...Everybody wins!


THE REPUBLICAN PLAN FOR 2012 - Working like a charm.

CONSERVATIVES - Always on the wrong side of history.

TAGS: conservatives
Rating: 3/5

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terroraustralis - April 5, 2013, 11:47 pm
reminds me of dave chapelle's stand up show "for what its worth". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QemYNQfix-c
Cannabal - April 4, 2013, 11:45 pm
What do you think? 34656
terroraustralis - April 4, 2013, 11:40 pm
wait what? so lincoln was wrong when he freed the slaves?...

IN YOUR FACE "PROGRESSIVES" - So, where's MSNBC's iPad newspaper? Oh yeah, its on Global Warming St.

NEOCONSERVATIVE LOGIC OF TERRORISM - Terrorists can hide. Countries can't. (Invasion explained.)


THERE'S TOUGH ON IMMIGRATION - And then there's evil.


WAR - I'm sad to say Democrats are better at it.

SMALL GOVERNMENT - Means not denying someone the RIGHT to marry the PERSON they love.

CLARENCE THOMAS - Should be removed from the SCOTUS immediately.

2012 - Don't forget the GOPs vision for America. Screw the working people! The rich need those tax breaks.

THE DAILY RITUAL - Glenn Beck, Shawn Hannity & Fox News give instructions to American Conservatives.

AMERICA UNDER REPUBLICAN RULE - Dear Americans, Start Swimming & thanks for electing us. Sincerely, The Republicans

NEOCONS - After the recent DoD ruling on women, Neocons are now the only group Who can't serve in combat

TAGS: liberal wit neoconservatives women military
Rating: 2.71/5

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Texmil - January 25, 2013, 10:20 pm
Interesting. A couple of those folks actually served. Clinton who conducted several superfluous attacks to distract from his indiscretions? Obama never served and more have died in A-Stan then during Bushes 8 years.

" I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A HEART" - Perry finally realizes what liberals have been saying about conservatives for decades.

SWIFT BOAT - "Phrases like 'junk science' are Creations of the right in its effort to 'swift boat' research it doesn't like."

FRIENDSHIP - Where is your God now?

SENSE - This makes none.

SCREW A TELEPROMPTER - Real Americans write on their hands.


TAGS: conservatives crazy certified motivational liberal ronsart
Rating: 2.57/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 9:03 am
You'd think someone actually born there would remember that.
arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 8:59 am
but isn't hawaii in asia?
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 8:50 am
Remember "the bomb" Japan dropped on Hawaii?
JGalt - September 27, 2012, 6:55 am
but why the picture of a left wing moonbat?

SPENDING - Only an outrage when a Democrat is in charge.

COPORATE JET OWNERS - Don't worry the GOP has your back and they'll even cut children's education and healthcare to prove it.

WHITE HOODS AT CPAC ? - Disturbing

TAGS: cpac conservatives
Rating: 2.5/5

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PapaFox - March 16, 2013, 10:34 am

UNIONS - I'm just following Godwins Law.

CONSERVATIVE AMERICA? - WSJ/NBC poll 81% say tax the rich, 68% say eliminate the Bush tax cuts and 77% are pro Union. Conservatism is dying.

SHAME...SHAME ON YOU... - Fool me twice... Ya can't fool me again.

THE MEMO - The right wing didn't get it.

FOX NEWS - June 12 1967

CONSERVATIVES - They don't really have much to smile about.

FORCED INOCULATIONS OF CHILDREN - To prevent an STD! He received money from the manufacturer! Stick a fork in him he's done!

IT'S CALLED DAP - Not a "terrorist fist jab".

It's 2014. Not 1814. -

HYPOCRISY - Rallying against socialism while all to happy to collect the checks.